- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A snake walks into a bar

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Please spell dyslexia.

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