- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Your mom.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

asian, do math

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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