- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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