- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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