Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Doorbell salesman.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Like if you like big tits.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Smart Blondes

Why did the baby die? Abortion

what happens during a climax apples

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

My butt!!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Women's sports

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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