- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Knock Knock.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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