- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

fack me!

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

the asian kid gets an F

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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