A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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