What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Joe Biden

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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24

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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