what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

why do you care?

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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