- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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