What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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