heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

a ginger has a soul

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Gay's rights

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

knock knock go away

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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