Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Hi

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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bitches be crafty.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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whats 2+2? 4

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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