- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What did the clock say? The time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

The 19th Amendment

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Knock knock What

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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