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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

An asian without a future.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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