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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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