A walrus walks into a bar

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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1+1 =? Too

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Anti Joke

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