I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

FAP

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

fkda

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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