- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What's that in the road.... a-head?

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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