Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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