um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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whats really hot the sun

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What is the difference between a duck?

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69

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Ouch.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Meow.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Chicken

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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