what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Leave her alone...

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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