What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Penis

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

I have no ideas.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Gadaffi

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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