- Anti Joke

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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