Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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this is a joke

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Hi.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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