since when?

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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this is gay

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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