Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Anti Joke

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