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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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