What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Women.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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