- Anti Joke

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

How many cows say moo? All of them