How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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