hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Women's Rights.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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