- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What's worse than eating cows. Death

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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