a ginger has a soul

It's long!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

#scabbers

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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