Knock Knock.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Ms. Smoot's class

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

what happens during a climax apples

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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