- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Dancing Potatoe!

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

i like tits

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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