- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What's up? A direction...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Reed is poopin

Joe Biden

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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