a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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