What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Ham sandwich

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

thumbs up!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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