- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

what happens during a climax apples

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Doorbell salesman.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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