How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Obama

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Doorbell salesman.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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