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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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