- Anti Joke

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.