What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

-When is a door not a door? -Never

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

The BCS

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Male penises.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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