how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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