my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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what is big and white? the moon

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Justin Beiber

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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