Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Like if you like big tits.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

ecks! why zee?

want a balloon? yeah

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Smart Blondes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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