What did the clock say? The time.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

It's long!

a ginger has a soul

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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