- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Your time.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Women's rights.

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