A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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she wasn't 18

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Laugh.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Anti Joke

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