Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What's wrong with woman Everything

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

black people

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Toaster

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

.....Carrot Top....

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What looks like a dick? A penis

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

This is not a joke.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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