What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Yo mamas so fat

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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