Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Toaster

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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black people

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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.....Carrot Top....

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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This is not a joke.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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