Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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