What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Good boy

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Girls Basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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