- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Romney 2012

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

So a black man hails a taxi...

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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