what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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