Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Susie has Autism

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

The Game.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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asian, do math

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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