A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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DOWN

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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conrad profit

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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