- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Dear Board of education, so are we.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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