What does A duck smoke? Quack

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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where are you?

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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