Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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