Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

How are you? Yes

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Obama

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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