- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

1 + 1 = 3

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Hi.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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