- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

guess what chicken butt

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

women outside of the kitchen

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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