"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Your mom.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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