A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

my namew is jd

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Spinabifita

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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