What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Where is my tractor?

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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:O + :P = 69

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Women.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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