Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Are you a human?

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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involved parents.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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