Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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How did the girl die? 25.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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