- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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