What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Smart Blondes

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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68 :)

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Japan called... They need help.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Cleveland winning something

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Anti Joke

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