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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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