Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Black people. They are so kind.

Republicans

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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