- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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