Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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