- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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