A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

women playing football?

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Your time.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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