What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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poop

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Anti Joke

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