Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

WNBA

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Obama

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

i love huge wieners.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

obama leadership

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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