A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Women's Rights.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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24!

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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