- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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