How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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mc hammers income.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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68 :)

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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