- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A woman comes at the doctor.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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