Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Potato.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A russian gives away vodka.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

marshal sterio had sex

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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