an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Women's rights.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Anti Joke

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