- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

how did little johnny die? i killed him

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Black People.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Hi Jacob You cool

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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