w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why did I get raped

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Anti Joke

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