Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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zebras

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Anti Joke

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