The penn state football administration

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

thumb_up thumb_down

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

thumb_up thumb_down

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

thumb_up thumb_down

5

thumb_up thumb_down

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

thumb_up thumb_down

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

thumb_up thumb_down

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

thumb_up thumb_down -2

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Hippopatomous!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops