- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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