Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Halo < COD

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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:O + :P = 69

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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