Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Hi Shelby!!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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( o Y o )

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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