. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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whats brown? poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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