What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

fack me!

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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