- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Heartlight

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Matt Damon

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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