Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

You just won the game...

How did the priest die? Masterbation

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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