Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Woman's Rights

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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