Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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