- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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