What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

like for a handjob.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What did the fish say? Moo

A blind man walks into a pole.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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