how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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The Holocaust

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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